OK, so I am exceptionally inspired tonight. One of my biggest pet peeves are the commercials for pharmaceuticals.
First of all, can I just say my 11 year old knew what ED was before me? I thought it was an emotional disorder -- I was wrong. Oh, and if you'd like to know all the side effects of Cialis, just ask him. He's more than happy to recite them all for you.
Viagra -- Viva Viagra! Who the hell came up with that jingle? Not particularly original and I must say, somewhat annoying. Are we really going to go around humming that little ditty??
Nexium! The little purple pill! Hmmm, funny, I don't remember seeing anything in that ad where they were investigating this drug on the suspicion that it caused heart problems. But don't worry -- that adorable little purple pill has been exonerated! Just wished they'd mentioned something before I'd been taking it for a year!
Oh and who can resist a week-end getaway with your herpes-laden significant other? You gotta give the makers of Valtrex credit for getting the scenery right. Very romantic. Problem is, I think I'd have to think twice before pulling out that Ziploc bag for the airport screener.
Well folks, I've, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Hope I've given you food for thought, and that I'm covered by first amendment rights and won't be sued. Have a great week-end!
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TOO FUNNY! The ED thing...isn't that emergency department...hehe! LOVE IT!
wow, that really made me laugh a lot. and I guess i should talk to mish so IIII can be in on the whole "ED" thing.
For erections lasting longer than 4 hours please seek medical attention...yeah, I know all about the side effects thanks to all the commercials they play over and over and over.
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