I'm Hooked!

O.K., I have to admit it. I'm hooked. This whole blogging thing is a godsend! My imagination just rolls off my fingers. My brain is "at attention". I am constantly looking for situations to poke fun at. (and yes, I know I'm ending a sentence in a preposition -- so sue me!)

At the beginning, I thought I could never even think of something to write. Now, I can't wait to sit down at the computer. My housework is backed up -- laundry, dishes, vacuuming, dusting! In short, my house is a sty. Well, that's not exactly true. I mean, the sty part IS true, but I hate housework to begin with, so my house would probably look like this anyhow. But, at least now, I have a bonafide excuse. I'm "working".

My mother says the more depressed you are, the funnier you become. There must be some truth to that, 'cause no one could have my life and survive it. Tragedy -- BRING IT ON! I'M READY!! I'm also becoming quite prolific these days, and I've never been in a better mood. There's something to be said for making others laugh. (which I hope I do)

So, here's to my newfound career. Never thought I'd say it, much less, know what it is. Here's to "blogging"! I think I'm now officially a member of the 21st century!!

"Hey, Michael -- how do you shut this damn computer off?"